The Truth Spectrum

A couple of months ago, a satirical Internet post quoted the Pope as saying that the church no longer believes in a literal Hell. I bought it for about four seconds—enough to say, “What!?!” rather than “Yeah, right”—because there was something so lovely about the way it was expressed:  “Hell is merely a metaphor for… Continue reading The Truth Spectrum

Why I Am Not an Agnostic

Upon hearing me say I’m an atheist, several people have asked, “Now are you an atheist or an agnostic?” Which is sort of like asking someone who just told you she is a lesbian, “Now are you a lesbian or are you just experimenting?” Obviously they want to give me—a person who seems nice—a nicer… Continue reading Why I Am Not an Agnostic

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Church

I went to church this weekend. Just not the normal kind. When I was a sight-seeing child in Europe, churches were the salvation of my tired little legs. After dutifully examining the statue/triptych/stained glass of art historical significance, and before moving on to the next entry in the Blue Guide, I was permitted a few… Continue reading Church

Letter from Santa

Lena wanted me to send this photo to Santa to let him know that she received his letter and was honored to fulfill his request. Also, she would be happy to help him again in the future. Below you will find Santa′s letter, which Lena discovered on a box in her room when we returned… Continue reading Letter from Santa

Rites of Passage

A little over thirteen years ago, my first child was born. We named him Noah Cohen-Greenberg, which maybe could have sounded more Jewish if we’d tried harder (middle name “Moses”?), but maybe not. Shortly thereafter, he was circumcised in the hospital by a sardonic Korean obstetrician. If you are Jewish, you may have already read… Continue reading Rites of Passage

Missing the Magic

She asked again yesterday, when we came home from “The Magic of Christmas,” the Albany Symphony Orchestra’s annual spectacle of red, white, and sparkly. “Why can’t we do Christmas?” Lena’s my third child, but strangely the first to ask. My eldest accepted our Santa-lessness as a given, the way eldest children do; he wanted to… Continue reading Missing the Magic