Dear Ms. Cohen,
I read your piece in the Aug. 17 Washington Post, and I’d like to add some perspective.
Jennifer is now able to move on from the JLo brand to JLoFleck or even Jellofleck, which I’m sure you see are more compelling brand names.
Second, by adopting the name Affleck, Jennifer, like Ben, is now able to collect royalties from that insurance company–the one owned by a duck.
Third, if you’ve ever seen Ben Affleck stand around in movies, you’ve noticed that he doesn’t emote. Back in 2004, an interdisciplinary team of doctors and comedians discovered that he was dead. Marrying a corpse is one way a woman can be sure that her husband will not dominate the relationship. Also, she will be able to spend all of his duck-insurance royalties as well as her own because, as a corpse, Ben’s spending habits are much reduced. In other words, Jen should be commended for sucking money out of an insurance company. It’s not something that insurance companies like. I worked for an insurance company long ago, and the workers referred wittily to the Denial of Claims Department.
On the topic of underarm hair, I read long ago that evolution came up with that idea to provide a rich grazing area for underarm secretions which have sexy aromas, thereby helping to propel reproductive behaviors. I’ve tested that theory and find it compelling. (For some reason, ever since it came to Earth, evolution has been promoting reproduction.)
I hope you have a good rest of the day and maybe find something to laugh about.
Ciao
AUTHOR: Kevin Coyle
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I read your piece in the Aug. 17 Washington Post, and I’d like to add some perspective.
Jennifer is now able to move on from the JLo brand to JLoFleck or even Jellofleck, which I’m sure you see are more compelling brand names.
Second, by adopting the name Affleck, Jennifer, like Ben, is now able to collect royalties from that insurance company–the one owned by a duck.
Third, if you’ve ever seen Ben Affleck stand around in movies, you’ve noticed that he doesn’t emote. Back in 2004, an interdisciplinary team of doctors and comedians discovered that he was dead. Marrying a corpse is one way a woman can be sure that her husband will not dominate the relationship. Also, she will be able to spend all of his duck-insurance royalties as well as her own because, as a corpse, Ben’s spending habits are much reduced. In other words, Jen should be commended for sucking money out of an insurance company. It’s not something that insurance companies like. I worked for an insurance company long ago, and the workers referred wittily to the Denial of Claims Department.
On the topic of underarm hair, I read long ago that evolution came up with that idea to provide a rich grazing area for underarm secretions which have sexy aromas, thereby helping to propel reproductive behaviors. I’ve tested that theory and find it compelling. (For some reason, ever since it came to Earth, evolution has been promoting reproduction.)
I hope you have a good rest of the day and maybe find something to laugh about.
Ciao
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